livindeliberately:

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golden-notebook:

albertinho:

THE HUNGER GAMES IS TUMBLR

• Loads of fan service to stuff you don’t get but people in the “fandom” do
• Based of a book everyone has claimed to read but, let’s be honest here, not that many people actually have
• At least two cases of alcoholism
• Lots of shots of random forest bullshit
• Crappy photography being passed off as “artistic”
• Weird costumes being passed off as “fashion”
• Impractical furniture being passed of as “modern and functional”
• A convoluted, at times self-contradictory political and social message
• The main character has “cat” in their name
• Claims to be an equal representation of the world, down to having a decent, strong female lead that I’ve already talked about, but is mostly made up of white people. Of the four PoC we see, two die, one is Lenny Kravitz and one starts a riot. (Um, on that note, I kind of get why theya bunch of white hipsters in the jungle: The general survival skills taught in many non-white cultural traditions would lead to cases where they’d either always win by being able to quickly and easily hunt down everyone else or survive easily and healthily within the confines of the arena without killing anybody. Which I assume is not great television and incredibly inconvenient for a story which may as well be Survivor In The Future.)
• You kind of don’t get what they’re talking about half the time, just like Tumblr. Though you could say “BUT THE BOOK EXPLAINS IT!” but no. Just, no. That is never,ever, ever,ever, ever,ever, ever,ever, ever,ever, ever, ever, ever,ever, ever,ever, ever,ever, ever an excuse for not explaining shit properly.
• Also, much like Tumblr’s relationship to the rest of the Internet, you only really see the outside world’s reactions to this big televised event, like, thrice at most. Which creates this huge disconnect between what is implied by everyone in regards to what The Hunger Games is to this world and what is actually being shown on screen.
• Full of fucking picture-perfect hipsters.
• All the hipsters in the Hunger Games are fighting for everyone’s attention, prettying themselves up, having fake relationships, but they all come off as either irrelevant or self-serious and precocious.
• Zero concept of what good action means, or even is.
• Forgetting for the moment that the tagline “May the odds ever be in your favour” feels like the biggest forced meme/fan service, the idea of odds is a bit like Tumblarity: it appears once, was meant to be important, than is never spoken of again.
• The Games’ control centre is a blue and white dome with lots of screens (dashboard) run by a douchebag (David Karp)
• You go ages without any new posts on your dashboard (developments in the story) then suddenly you get a thousand posts to go through (a whole bunch of shit you are meant to care about happens).
• It randomly crashes at the most inconvenient times.
• The President of the Districts and the Host of the Games are both Anon Trolls.
• Getting care packages from your sponsors is just like getting likes from your followers.
• The people who help you in your District (Effie, Cinna, Haywitch) are like those five or so followers who always interact with you and reblog your shit.
• We all secretly want to win The Games (be Tumblr famous)

The only way The Hunger Games could be any more tumblr would be if if it had boobs, a dude with tatts and Benedict Cumberbatch suddenly showed up. But even then, I’m not sure if I have seen anything that was more Tumblr than this in my life. This isn’t like Community or Doctor Who or Beaking Bad or Disney Princesses or One Direction that all feed Tumblr’s desires. No, The Hunger Games is Tumblr.

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paulftompkins:

Senator Turner, you are my new favorite person.

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thefrogman:

Don’t make Bill undo his bow tie. 

When the bow tie comes off, you know shit’s getting serious.

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comicallyvintage:

Masturbation. You know it makes sense.

poorhornycat:

mockingtheodds:

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gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:

i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

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